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Things I Say While Driving
  • Me:

    What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

  • Me:

    NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

  • Me:

    Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

  • Me:

    I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

  • Me:

    Shit is that a cop? No.

  • Me:

    Shit THAT is a cop.

  • Me:

    /dinosaur screams/

atheist-overdose:

This is about as good an explanation as anything else in the Old Testamentfollow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheist-overdose:

This is about as good an explanation as anything else in the Old Testament

atheist-overdose:

The pumpkin analogy creeps me out…follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

CREEPY

atheist-overdose:

The pumpkin analogy creeps me out…

CREEPY

atheist-overdose:

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yesness

atheist-overdose:

Noodly appendage facebook cover

yesness

atheist-overdose:

I was cleaning out my computer and found my favorite comic everfollow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheist-overdose:

I was cleaning out my computer and found my favorite comic ever

seraphica:

Just a few of the captivating Bonsai from the collection of the National Bonsai Foundation.