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Things I Say While Driving
  • Me:

    What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

  • Me:

    NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

  • Me:

    Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

  • Me:

    I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

  • Me:

    Shit is that a cop? No.

  • Me:

    Shit THAT is a cop.

  • Me:

    /dinosaur screams/

Source: d4untless
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atheist-overdose: This is about as good an explanation as anything else in the Old Testamentfollow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheist-overdose:

This is about as good an explanation as anything else in the Old Testament

Notes: 235 10/9/12 — 1:00pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZQbn_xUz6enY
atheist-overdose: The pumpkin analogy creeps me out…follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr CREEPY

atheist-overdose:

The pumpkin analogy creeps me out…

CREEPY

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High-res Notes: 355 10/5/12 — 7:27pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZQbn_xUj2hej
atheist-overdose: Found this on facebookfollow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheist-overdose:

Found this on facebook

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atheist-overdose: Noodly appendage facebook coverfollow for the best atheist posts on tumblr yesness

atheist-overdose:

Noodly appendage facebook cover

yesness

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atheist-overdose: I was cleaning out my computer and found my favorite comic everfollow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheist-overdose:

I was cleaning out my computer and found my favorite comic ever

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Source: hydrotoxicity
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seraphica:

Just a few of the captivating Bonsai from the collection of the National Bonsai Foundation.

Source: bonsai-nbf.org
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Source: derrotad0
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